Sam Brown

Its hard to live with all these heavy Beans holding me down

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

@NathanT66326102 Gettin on stage would probably be the first step but im not too sure

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

I dunno does the pope shit in the woods or sommet?

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

In case you didn’t feel old yet, Skyrim’s tenth anniversary is this year

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

People really do be thinking the worlds about them all because they see in first person

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

You either sink in the cum or cum in the sink

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

@PapaShitShovel You just dont understand its so funny because hes got a bit spoon from nowhere and he shouldnt haha

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

“Get in the bag” cat instantly regrets getting in bag, is the best youtube title ive ever seen

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

@PapaShitShovel Classic Gnonpom

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

Anakin Skywalker is a simp, i mean he kills kids to make sure his gf doesnt die

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

First day of the year felt 10 minutes long, what the fuck is happening

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

You’re shit at lacrosse

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

It’s great how i can truely appreciate how beautiful my dogs are now that I can see their true colours, it honestly made me so happy I could cry

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

Saw @timmichin yesterday live, the best experience in the world, loved every second of it, I’d happily watch him live again

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

Chopsticks are just stilts for your hands

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

Remember to wake green day up today guys

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

If you think your days going bad just remember India lost a 3 mill sub because someone forgot to close the hatch

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

Did we ever find out who let the dogs out?

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

Ah wait no I’m colour blind, never mind

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

Who thought it would be a good idea to make the stop light Green, found out I’ve been passing “red” lights for weeks

[Sam Brown @Sam42138699]

It was today that i found out baby spelled backwards is Baby, Crazy innit?