Sam Jacobs

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/TYgK8R76FG

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

“Stop staring at the turkey.”
Me: I’m not.....
“.....” https://t.co/kY5UbZ8f3x

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

Last night at 12:17 AM standing in my kitchen with the lights off, like a golem:
“I must learn the perfect ratio of whipped cream to strawberry...”
#MondayMotivation

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

Been yelling at my @PlayStation for being frozen for 2 hours. Just caught myself trying to bargain with it. This pandemic is getting to me.

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

My current facial hair. Does not represent the man I’d like to be. It’s disappointingly inconsistent.

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

@TipsOnActing “S*** is my neck red?...”

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

@DanielleCasting @SchittsCreek Freaking. Brilliant. The writing, the characters. Literally only gets funnier each season.
-from someone who’s gone through it more than once...

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

@TipsOnActing I look at the insanity in how I act around friend andnfamily. And realize the “people don’t act like that” mentality is completely self created.

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

@DanielleCasting 👀👀👀 well. Well.

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

@joshgad I gave up on sanity in 99’ I was nine years old singing the Applebee’s soundtrack full blast in a trade joes.

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

Me: “hello sa-, mon-, fri-... shit what day is it?”
My fiancé: “we need a f*^#%^*$ dog.”

These social distancing conversations are different. #SaturdayMorning #SaturdayThoughts

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

@ChrisEvans This is just pure gold. The perfect voice and delivery to deal with a pandemic. Can we loop him into some correspondence talks? I’d tune in..

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

@ArronLloyd @DanielleCasting @mrmayason @ABC_Casting @carmencubacasts @JSCasting @nbc @CBS @netflix @Steve_G_Lover Seriously. 👍🏼👌🏼

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

1 week into quarantine: “I shall become a master chef”
3 weeks into quarantine: “Leftover Thai, half a burger and Brussels sprouts... what else I got, almond butter? Sure, let’s see what happens” #foodie

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

#MurderHornets ? Are they just putting every Hunger Games into 2020? The Head Gamemaker of this needs to chill. #sundayvibes

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

#EarthDay

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

Quarantine has pointed out that 78% of what I own is garbage, 10% is useful, 6% is weird things people should never see, 4% is things I’ve never seen... and 2% is necessary.

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

@CallofDuty you take up half the space on my PS4. Literally. That is equally irritating as sleeping on a bed with a pillow that only fits under half of your head.

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

I have counted my toes 3 times already today. #CoronaLockdown

[Sam Jacobs @SamAbeJacobs]

I just walked past someone and said good morning. At 3:40pm. This social distancing is throwing me off.