Sam Adams

2 Pints of Sam Adams served up ice cold
Son of Liberty
Yeet the Tea
Monarchy? I don't know her.

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

Hello, my name is Samuel Adams but you can all call me Sam.
Unless you're British then get my name out of your mouth.
Anyone up for a tea party downtown later?

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

Don't mind me...just beating up some redcoats. Just another Thursday night. #SamuelAdams #sonsofliberty

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

@Awesome_Wow1738

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

Hey @Awesome_Wow1738....

[George Washington @GenWash1776]

"Now I'm the model of a modern major general, the venerated Virginian veteran, whose men are all lining up to put me on a pedestal, writing letters to relatives embellishing my elegance and eloquence..."

AS THEY SHOULD.

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

I just met this guy named @AlexHamiltonz???
He's got the right idea.
We need more people like him in these colonies...maybe then we'd never have allowed the tyrannical rule of @Awesome_Wow1738 to go on for so long.

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

@AlexHamiltonz @GenWash1776

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

What if I just...
#throwthetea #BostonTeaParty

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

@BiancaM32982971

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

Hello everyone.
Sorry for being gone for so long. But this Son of Liberty is back in town and he's ready to tear up some redcoats and toss some tea into the sea. Who's with me!??!?!

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

Boston Tea Party

[George Washington @GenWash1776]

Allow me to summarize my day:
-Had to hang Thomas Jefferson's brother after uncovering his secret plot to murder me and @AIexanderH.
-@BiancaM32982971 had her baby, and TJ's brother was the father so...
-@SamAdams_2pints is in town
-We declared Pre-Civil-War.
hApPy sUnDaY 🙃

[George Washington @GenWash1776]

I-- @AIexanderH we already know...

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

I've arrived in town just after hearing about the hanging of Jefferson's traitorous brother.
What a horrendous blight on the political landscape.
Good to hear Washington and Hamilton are alive and well.
Jeffersons...you gotta keep an eye on that lot.

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

@DrippedOutTJ I am only sorry for what pain this has caused you, binx, and our party......

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

@DrippedOutTJ I'm sorry....

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

@AIexanderH @GenWash1776 If you would DISAPPEAR everything would be so much better....

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

Thomas, when you find out what happened, I'm so sorry. You had nothing to do with this I was just trying to help...I'm so sorry. @DrippedOutTJ
I'll come back when it's safe again.
Binx....I--god you deserve better than me @BiancaM32982971
*RUNS*

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

@AIexanderH @GenWash1776 I---
I----
IT WAS FOR THOMAS ALRIGHT?
Hamilton is destroying our entire nation and my brother is what we need. I-- *backs away slowly*

[Sam Adams @SamAdams_2pints]

@GenWash1776 @AIexanderH SIR...it's not what it looks like....