Sam Althaus

he/him • graphic designer • chicago

[grace is ghost ✨ @got_ghosted]

it’s May the fourth! Happy #StarWarsDay ✨🌌

#ahsokatano #TheCloneWars

[CSPAN @cspan]

Rep. @AOC on during Laken Riley Act debate: "When a private prison camp opens in your town and they say, 'we didn't know this was going to happen,' know that they did and they voted for it."

[han @bitethehan]

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

[Sam Althaus @SamAlthaus]

@got_ghosted @cyareclones So dope! That cycler rifle looks sharp too 🤩

[the big homie @thelargehomie]

I wanna go here so bad

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

viral tweets of stranded Southwest customers lashing out and Southwest employees crying had me thinking about how much of our system is set up to shield corporate execs while creating mutual antagonism between “customers” and workers. So I wrote about it
https://t.co/zfrFb9l8nh

[HAM STROKER’S ‘EJACULA’ @ttjesje]

does anybody else really need this today im doling them out like candy

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Tired of paying $4, $5, $6 a gallon for gas. Here's why:

2nd Quarter Profits
Exxon Mobil:⬆️280% to $17.9 billion
Chevron:⬆️277% to $11.6 billion
Conoco:⬆️146% to $5.1 billion

End corporate greed. Enact a windfall profits tax. Redistribute the revenue to working class commuters.

[Sam Althaus @SamAlthaus]

@got_ghosted 🎃🔥🎃

[Illinois Athletics @IlliniAthletics]

𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦

#Illini | #HTTO | @IlliniFootball

[I’m Ryan @rynowill75]

I’ve spent hours on tik tok a day for the past month and I’m here to tell you now: this is the coolest dude I’ve seen on there yet.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[Sam Althaus @SamAlthaus]

@JosephPera

[Sam Althaus @SamAlthaus]

:(

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

I’m sorry but I’ve got some unfortunate news about ‘Joe Pera Talks With You’. Wrote a little update bout it here: https://t.co/Ri2fdwWHm8

[Sam Althaus @SamAlthaus]

@ThatGreuelGirl That’s way too long

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: In a blow to the fight against climate change, the Supreme Court sharply limited how the nation’s main anti-air pollution law can be used to reduce carbon dioxide emissions from power plants. https://t.co/iYYuPlZZt9

[Sam Althaus @SamAlthaus]

i really didn’t think anyone could hear me

[whatthefelk @whattheFELK]

At the HAIM concert and the dude behind me said, “they’re kinda like the Blue Man Group” when they were all drumming

[Sam Althaus @SamAlthaus]

@notsotall_Grace

[Christopher @molochofficial]

the lawn on any college campus on a warm spring day

[Sam Althaus @SamAlthaus]

@MadMenQts I never forgave Betty for what she did to Carla :(