Samuel Dean

Youngsta coming into my own. I like Sing-a-ma-jigs, Legos, my big brother, and I don't take crap from anyone.

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

I think Sam is a good name for a job.
"Hi, my name is Samuel."
"You're hired."

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

I REALLY NEED TO GET A GRAPPLING HOOK!!!

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Did you know that every second is a minute?

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

My neck hurts for no reason for some reason.

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Want to hear something weird about my life?

For some reason I can't make friends with black-hair people.

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

I like stuff.

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

My favorite pinball was #WizardOfOz and my favorite video game was #MarioAndDonkeyKong

#CLEPIN Cleveland Pinball and Arcade Show 2015

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Something's weird, when Aquaman goes up sea, he doesn't die.

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Sometimes when I walk slow, I go fast.

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Every sentence on the way home from daycare today ended with #InYourFace !!!!

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Thanks @santa for my 2DS and #LegoBatman3!!! I love playing them! #YoureAwesome

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Holy CRAP the alphabet is hard! #FrustratingOMG

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

#Why

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Just read all my tweets, they're amazing! #GiveBabiesWedgies

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

...Or maybe when Batman's angry, he takes a cup of coffee and he throws it in the garbage.

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Batman doesn't drink coffee. Only when he's Bruce Wayne he does.

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Do you know why I touch my penis so much? It's cuz it hurts when it goes up.

#GrowingPains

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Are the Indians the Browns?

#BrownsPillowPet
#SliderPillowPet

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Anything!
God!
God explodes everything.

[Samuel Dean @SamAmaJig]

I don't like difficult. Difficult's hard.