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"They call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money." - Norm

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We are reaching levels of underemployed previously unimaginable

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Fox meet JR Smith you will never be known for anything else

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The concept of going to chipotle on 42nd and asking for the Brunson Egg and Cheese

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Guy ahead of me at chipotle asked if they had a Brunson egg and cheese

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@looksbizarre @AIRespecter Just say you’ve never been West of the Mississippi lil bro

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@LakeShowYo They are just blatantly quoting tweets they see now

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If you drive an e-bike faster than 15mph on the west side highway you should be shot on sight #fuckdoordash

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@TylerAlterman The AMC Empire 25 is quite kafkaesque, but obsession was still better than Backrooms

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@robertMFsmith1 Only sickos are scrolling mid-major class commitment instagrams

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@phoggotallen NYU ahh summer dorm

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@TalkinYanks Start of pride month and Aaron Judge won’t take the field #noticing

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Let’s just say none of that would have happened under El’s watch #backrooms

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Us meets Blair which project meets stranger things? #backrooms

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#expand

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@DKSports 33

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@salmanso_ So about 1/20th of the average mlb game?

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Hope you enjoyed your time in the majors Brayden Garcia!!

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If aberg can end the day at 2 under, I think he has a good chance of top 20 when all is said and done

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Amazon prime going back to ole’ reliable

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Did you miss them? The Summer I Turned Pretty movie is now in production.