Worst experience on a plane gotta be sitting in ur seat and see a tonka comin down the isle and they sit next you. They should be required to get two seats. #tonka
Freshman year thanksgiving break should be coined a national holiday. You and all your boys booling and everyone spewing “yo I swear my pledging worse than urs.” Then every single Jew decides to congregate at AXE for TGE. #fratified#facey
Heads be sitting in a bool watching sports and will rip “yo where’d he go to college” and respond an entire career summary of every single career play. Go touch fucking grass. #Jro#noonegivesafuck
This dude “Hendrix” really think he the main character. Just cuz bro can name 5 Rod Wave songs don’t mean he knows ball. Bro has to bag em instantly. #Matrix#Hiphop#StephenWard
Filton really be calling Jared Nath Steez in the big 25. Heard he groomed his little for months by letting him take his beemer and getting him out of tasks. Hopefully bro can improvise his stock in the big 26 cuz shares are LOW. #getagrip#fitfo#feeb#75Hard#Aaronnathsteez