Sam Bautista

Mom of 3 🇵🇭🇩🇪🇺🇸 Equality and love. NICU mom (24.6 weeks) SF fan. Proverbs 14:31

[MLB @MLB]

From the bleachers to the ballfield and everywhere in between …

Baseball is for everyone. #Pride

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

Who is the coach for the @OgdenRaptors because my guy, we have got to talk. I get it’s Indy ball but teach the guys the basics. Do your drills. Have your pitching coach actually coach because this sloppy shit is ass, even for Indy ball.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

….we’re on to the championship 😳

@Jeopardy

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

Utah, especially Box Elder county, does not have the resources (H2O) nor the grid system to support a large scale data center. @GovCox you guys have got to be joking about letting this go? Also, I hope you realize making voting records public will backfire on you guys in the end.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

Utah, especially Box Elder county, does not have the resources nor the grid system to support a large scale data center. @GovCox you guys have got to be joking about letting this go? Also, I hope you realize making voting records public will backfire on you guys in the end.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

@birdsbomb22 You know, I definitely don’t want to yuck someone’s yum. Everyone here seems to be enjoying themselves so yeah. This is great for the intended audience. I am just not the intended audience.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

@birdsbomb22 It’s 52 minutes in and I don’t know if we’re song 3, 4, or 5. I love this for everyone except me.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

@birdsbomb22 You definitely have to ingest a certain amount of drugs to really get into the visuals. Yeah, you would love the show at the sphere then if you’re a big Phish Phan. Please tell me that’s the spelling.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

@SamAnne1219 Immerse yourself. It’s the only way.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

I am learning a valuable lesson today.
I am learning that Phish is a jam band.
I am learning this real time while attending a Phish concert.
I am learning it's 30 minutes in and we're only on song three.
l am learning when they say 4 hours and only 15 songs, they mean it.
😬

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

Never thought I’d complain about @girlscouts but the cookie packaging?? 😭

Used to open it just enough for one cookie and hide the rest. Today it split wide open so now I have to eat them all before my kids find out.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

It should be a law if you are a politician voting in favor of troop deployment, your child should be in the front lines of those deployments.

Get us the fuck out of Iran.

It’s amazing how much worse it has gotten in such a short of amount of time with Trump as president.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

Subaru, Volvo, and any car Tiger is driving really must have the highest safety ratings.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

HiRe A cOLLaGe cOaCh As YoUr MaNaGeR, iT’Ll bE gReAt

😑

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Canadian: Let's watch a movie

American: Have you seen Titanic?

Canadian: What's that about?

American: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

@SBergerBOSTON I got you buddy

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

If you planted a Bradford Pear tree, it should be the law you are forced to remove them or explain to everyone why you want neighborhoods to smell like semen.

[Sam Bautista @SamAnne1219]

It’s okay, Team USA. Silver shines just as bright as gold ��🤣 congratulations Venezuela!!!