Sam Anthony

it’s a tree/ 10 bro

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/ToWlsIGdQX

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Playboi Carti ruins every Playboi Carti song

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

I wonder where the baby from The Hangover is now

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

My snapchat story is just a more trap version of my instagrams

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

@AraMooradiann Okok

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Getting into the spirit

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Still flip the occasional water bottle when no ones around

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Got my braces off and now I look at least 16

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Revisiting Adele’s first album was more gratifying than finding a $5 bill in my old coat pocket

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Lady’s love the Juul

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Putting on songs that girls don’t know the lyrics to is crucial whilst sober

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

The boys cannot take a squad pic without at least one guy looking way too sauced

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Who is luke and why does he get a type warm water named after him?

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Why do girls love to send text in between the 2 texts ur trying to send them

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Every building should have outlets in obscure places like universities

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Pretty much cool with apple deleting everything but my music when my storage gets full but NOPE

[Sam Anthony @SamAnthony25]

Where did all the water go at veld on first day? It was me. I drank the water.