Sam

Huge supporter of baby cages.
Cousin Rock is the best pup.
He'll never tell where the bodies are buried.

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@pixieglitch_ well I'll be damned...
you can just say things and they become true.
I'm 7ft tall.
I can bench press 800lbs.
I can fuck for 24 hours straight and only need 3 Gatorades.

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@Marks33770Stroh @BabyBubbyBoy gotta eat it like a corn on the cob

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@_aukaa he's kinda black
but not so black he's a real black
so they think he's kinda dangerous
but he's really not

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@Czar_Of_Silly still can't find the clit though

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@fwikklinhewwow no shit. I just moved from Columbus back to Cincinnati. maybe it's different county to county? I know Columbus is super strict.

[Sam @SamBalogna]

my hotel room smells like weed but yo I don't even smoke weed is the gummy dripping out of my pores

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@jess_ann_pin This will help u

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@HoochTheGooch instead of posting 8 boobs total
the feds and the Chinese spies can post 160

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@Kek_Montag can't park there

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@janefkndoe city sidewalks?
busy sidewalks?
dressed in holiday style?

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@brockpierson it's sad that he died from steroids

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@fwikklinhewwow what state are u in?
I travel for work and I'm realizing some states like Ohio and Michigan make them put indica/sativa/hybrid on the labels. but when I was in Alabama they didn't have the same requirements.

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@DoinksTheFrog "I'm so high right now bro.
Got any cookies in this bitch?"

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@Ilhan I love working so the poor Somalians can come here and run fraud and steal from me twice.

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@fwikklinhewwow I still have yet to try the hybrid.

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@fwikklinhewwow I tried indica for the first time in a long time. I usually stick with sativa. I was laughing my ass off.

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@DoinksTheFrog so she's home all of the time and has a hobby

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@neu_rot_ic bro I feel this

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@QuiverQuant oh yeah...
I'm sure Trump will sign and lose his 1000%+ gains he made

[Sam @SamBalogna]

@katy4congress @stockingthecap