a door painted shut

27 — theatre artist — AADA NYC '18 — half of @welcomebackpod — single and ready to hate this town — BIPOC Lives Matter — ACAB — he/they — 🇨🇦🤘🏼👽

[a door painted shut @SamBanigan]

just looking for someone to be the Jennifer Aniston to my Gizmo

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

the heart will win.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

cooking sober - well this fucking sucks . what the fuck

cooking drunk- haha fuck yeah !! Yes !!! I am like the rat from Ratatouille

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i didn’t understand his win either the first time i saw gladiator but then i reconsidered how these are some of the best 30 seconds of cinema simply ever

[tin 🇨🇴 |-/ @tin_katon]

Incredibly specific Letterboxd list just dropped

[and Aria 🏳️‍⚧️💕 (Boyd Holbrook’s version) @sourmescals]

It’s always gonna be the nice guys for me. This is where he should’ve won his first Oscar if the academy were real

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Here’s a video produced by “Led by Donkeys” out of the U.K. that puts down the timeline of how Musk used X to get Donald Trump elected. I would save it because I don’t think it will be up for long.

[a door painted shut @SamBanigan]

was quite a disappointing way to end a run that was going well during a cool boss fight

[a door painted shut @SamBanigan]

hey @Studio_Evil i was just playing the Dead Cells Return to Castlevania DLC and i encountered a bug! When Dracula used his life drain grab ability he put me down outside the arena and i was no longer able to deal damage to him so i just had to let myself be killed

[a door painted shut @SamBanigan]

this mfer is scrolling tiktok while driving

[a door painted shut @SamBanigan]

dating apps aren’t working, time to go see When Harry Met Sally at my local indie theatre

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

I’ll never understand how this guy, someone who’s put in good work before, seems committed to chasing the Ryan Reynolds dragon. You watch Sunshine and you’re like “you could’ve been somebody!”

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

A focus group couldn’t come up with this

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Quick update on some major life events

[Bryan Sudfield @BryanSudfield]

Before “go back to the clubbbbbbbbbbb”, there was this