Sam Batley

I try to be funny.

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@jjjvlll You could have borrowed my tux-It's Purple Lable.

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I will no longer refer to middle corporate America as "cogs in the machine." I will, however, refer to them as "lanyards."

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@barbrady420 @OldAbeBurnerAcc @TheOtherMandela See @Cmitch94 's response above

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Wow, #packerslondon game at 830 in the morning; barely enough time to get a pregame buzz. #GoPackers

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@nypost I hope when I expose myself I'm gifted that much blur.

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Really enjoying the Sheryl Crow playlist.

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@AnniC420 Should be doxed lol

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@SaturdayGameday Let's not forget, Wisconsin puts together a great offensive line.

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@SenatorBaldwin What part reduces inflation?

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Taylor Swift's "Red" followed immediately by Ryan Adam's tribute to "Red." Big flex.

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Along with, "You complete me," and "You can't handle the truth," I believe "We're all gonna get laid" is amongst the most iconic and important movie quotes of ALL TIME.

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A lot of Woo Girls this week.

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@RepGwenMoore They're already banned, but thanks for pushing federal legislation through about hair style. Very important work being done in DC.

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@SenatorBaldwin Then return Spielberg's $20,000 for @GovEvers you phony

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Life is a highway.

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I'm trying to imagine a relationship with my dad where it would ever be acceptable to buy him a pube trimmer for Father's Day.

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@JuddTaylor @thesolarcoffee Polka King was better

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@jjjvlll I got the 19 year-olds I work with to embrace "wife appreciators" and "wife pleasers" to refer to undershirts.

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@jjjvlll I'm having trouble seeing how a Chris Farley/Matthew Perry movie was utilized for plot.

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Feeling a little pathetic singing "Kiss Me I'm Shit Faced" alone at 2:23 on a Thursday. #HappyStPatricksDay