Sam Bauer

Teacher living not in Japan. He/Him pronouns. Don't like D&D but Homid Child of Gaia Ragabash is my WTA breed, auspice, and tribe.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@Shayan86 @ddale8 I don't think this is evidence of fraud.
I do think this is evidence that Republican's voter suppression worked.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@shaun_vids The United States is, unfortunately, a very conservative country. The democrats are consistently seen as too far left. Leaving the democrats isn't switching from Lib Dem to Labour it's switching from something to nothing.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@bethbourdon @bestofdyingtwit The actual funniest thing that could happen now is Trump ghosting him completely. Just imagine how desperate he would get.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@elgoonishshive @Hiveworks If you're looking for good stories:

-The Antagonist's Pet
-Death is the only Ending for the Villainess
-The Villainess turns the Hourglass

All are really good and enjoyable for their entire runs.
The Fiance's Observation Log is also really good but is Japanese.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@MTGSecretLair I have been in line since the sale dropped and now cannot buy things because of the terrible policy of printing an intentionally limited run. This is the worst this has ever been and the people who decided on this model should feel shame.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@SaffronOlive @TolarianCollege Just do a limited preprinted run and then print to demand on orders beyond that. You get to brag about selling out and players can actually get their cards.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@TolarianCollege I got in line the second the sale started. Still in line and things have sold out before I even got a chance to purchase them.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@PleasantKenobi @MTGSecretLair I logged in the minute they were open and still haven't gotten to buy anything.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@MTGSecretLair Joined the second it was open didn't get a chance to buy anything before things had sold out. This is terrible. Whoever decided to switch to limited time sales should feel ashamed of themselves.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@elgoonishshive @Hiveworks I know this probably isn't where the story is going but when Jay blushed at the end all I could think was "Is Tedd and Grace's relationship going to be going poly soon?". If it is can't wait for Arthur' reaction.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@OoCPokemon Based

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

When we were in germany we were trying to go to this one tiny local park but unbeknownst to us a water main had burst and they had to shut the whole thing down, and we didn't know enough german to understand this explanation

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@KKoduh @Schaffrillas Nah the "gwgb" crowd need to believe in that narrative so they will latch on to anything that could be defined as not woke in a movie that does well. Also they legitimatly think the patriarchy Kendom was a good thing its what they wish the real world was.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@Schaffrillas @JUNlPER Remember its it's basic rule: if it does poorly go woke go broke. If it does well its actually not woke because "bullshit that normally just says literally the opposite of what a movie intended to be understood by children is saying"

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@HardDriveMag Shouldn't this be by how Siked you'd be not how bummed? Be ause with it saying bummed that makes it sound like number 1 would be a bad roommate.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@incorrect_mtg The only thing off about this line is that you should have included a blue checkmark next to his name because let's be real Dovin is the most likely planeswalker to purchase twitter blue.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@RoborosewaterM @CocoaMix86 Great for certain metas as a sideboard card, useless elsewhere. The very definition of fair.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@incorrect_mtg The gatewatch if this happened:
Gideon: I love how we're all such good friends!
Jace:
Liliana:
Chandra: Heck yeah Gids!
Nissa: Trees.

[Sam Bauer @SamBauer36]

@innersoliloquy @RoborosewaterM 1.) White effect in Green 2.) Theoretical downside is mitigated by green's naturally high ramp 3.) Targets any permanent including ones green typically cant interact with. It would be run at 4 in every green deck until the end of time.