Sammy Bee

Getting a solid 34.7 smiles per gallon since 1998.

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

I'm not sorry for making this

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

@doubleraebow It feels like our generation really struggles with planning things out beyond the last minute threshold and it can be completely demoralizing at times. But I’m so excited to see you for such a happy time! Don’t get discouraged, it’s gonna be a blast.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

FUCK YOU

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

@forbiddenglizzy “Pull that shit up, Jamie”

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

@_mikaelalynn_ This is the highest quality content I’ve ever seen on Twitter. Gold stars all around #proud

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

The media obsess about Trump, and sometimes Biden.

But you should know there are other choices, like @Jorgensen4POTUS. She and @LPNational consistently fight for much less government:

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

We have less than 100 days until the election. Register to vote. Here’s a reminder of what we can’t let happen again.

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

Ngl I miss kahoot:(

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

I’m always amazed by the disconnect between what we see in the news and the reality of the world around us. As my late friend Hans Rosling would say, we must fight the fear instinct that distorts our perspective: https://t.co/uQRofM4q2u

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My Twitter is pretty much complete nonsense at this point

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

Kinda want a meaningful tattoo

Kinda want a giant pickle rick on my forehead idk

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

This is a good pop

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

like im in the air force but im still waiting for Bart Becker to pop around the corner and be like "this is a good school fam lmao"

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

So did Jared learn how to read yet or nah

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

@AmidonBrandon @DoubleRaebow I just spent the last ten minutes trying to think of what to say to this shit.

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

@abbyhull205 Omg you’re so sweet 😭😭

[Sammy Bee @SamBencker]

@nucIearpudding @livelovemykah @hannahthehawk Konichiwa bitches