sam bennett

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Just became a Social Publisher on MyLikes. Earn money or advertise on MyLikes - http://t.co/kv7m2RlO @mylikes

[sam bennett @SamBennett29]

Amazing unseen Apps...Want to know who those 'unknown number' calls that you never pick up are? http://t.co/a7uG5uav

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http://t.co/bVQSRRh4 - amazing iOS and Ipad help for developing apps etc.

[sam bennett @SamBennett29]

Homeless people are moaning about the cold this Christmas. Beggars can't be choosers.

[sam bennett @SamBennett29]

I had dinner with big cat the other night. She didn't each much so it's fair to say I had the lion share.

[sam bennett @SamBennett29]

I saw a man spit off the QE2 the other week. I said no matter what you're trying to achieve it's just a drop in the ocean mate.

[sam bennett @SamBennett29]

Just found an old tin in my garden, apparently it was my next door neighbours. Arguing whose it was opened up a can of worms.

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Bald people keep getting angry about the cold weather, shouting and screaming. Alright, keep your wig on

[sam bennett @SamBennett29]

Extreme sports Stars are getting lazy. Come on, get your skates on.

[sam bennett @SamBennett29]

Comedians. It's not a joke.

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Dead people. Get a life.

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I think people with Alzheimer's should just forget about it

[sam bennett @SamBennett29]

Introspecting about how to release the pandas in Scotland and make a rendition of MJs black or White video to promote racial equality

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Nasa are pathetic, whinging about how hard their jobs are, come on it's not rocket science.

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@rickygervais hitler didn't pay his last gas bill. British gas have gone mental.