1st Punts 69:420
And late in the fourth of four quarters, the punter will pin their offense deep, and a safety will result. And the enemy known as Wolverines will thus be defeated. Take this, child, for it is the word of Kirk.
Source: The Orange Krush bought the tickets at a group rate, posing as the Illinois Chapter of the Boys and Girls Club. They later admitted to doing this when confronted by Iowa Athletics. Iowa voided their tickets and are donating them to the Cedar Rapids Boys and Girls Club.
Top Defenses, through Week 11
• Opponent-Adjusted, Per-Play
1 Iowa
2 Georgia
3 Alabama
4 Iowa State
5 Michigan
6 Texas
7 Pittsburgh
8 Illinois
9 Penn State
10 Florida State
Full Power 5 list, from #1 to #66:
So…if Illinois loses two of its last three (Purdue, at Michigan, at Northwestern) and Iowa wins out (Wisconsin, at Minnesota, Nebraska), the Hawkeyes win the Big Ten West.
Buckle up.