Sam Bramham

Australian paralympic swimming gold medallist, public speaker, mischief maker, author and also a dick head.

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This horse dog called ‘Benson Hedges’ does the most colossal dumps. The pride the owner must feel when at the park...

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Our state is a mess. Economy shot to shit. Confidence is at zero. Andrews gov’t shackling and strangling our state day by day. The handling of this pandemic is criminal. We. Are. All. Doomed.

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What sort of secrets does Vin Diesel know? How does Hollywood keep hiring him?

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Journo @seanmantesso sporting one of our Chei Wen masks. Doesn’t he look like a giant dickhead?

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I don’t know why I even try playing #CallofDutyModernWarfare . I am so shit at it. I get peppered with bullets and verbally abused by teenage boys. I have never experienced such sadness.

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Why isn’t grape flavoured Gatorade a fragrance yet?

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@JamesRoberts330 Yes. You are more camp than a row of tents. Did you have a 5G tower in your backyard?

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Covid 19 skeptics arguing their point that 5G towers radiate virus’ such as Covid 19. Idiots - 5G towers turn you gay...

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@DBreban Maybe 24k dial up made you gay?

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Has anyone asked Chol about this? ‘Sack tapping’, ‘ass slapping’ amongst other playfully supportive gestures are common across all codes. @joelwilkinson this happens to everyone, let’s not play the race card. We did it in the Paralympics all the time, race played no part in it.

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Danny Zuko, me (the thumb in the red shirt) and El’Manager getting excited for July openings. Thanks barrd_winetapas for a scrumptious feast as always. https://t.co/LnK2HXwjPl

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@jhudson_10 How can we hear this? Cannot find the segment anywhere.

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Never, ever, fart in an elevator.

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One year gone and our hearts are still broken. Our thoughts and love are always with angusandoggi and the rest of the Drapac clan. We fucking miss you Damo xxx @ Ivanhoe, Victoria, Australia https://t.co/av72vPhBBO

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@dylan_buckley @Lewy_F That’s what I’m thinking. Could be a hoot.

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@Lewy_F @dylan_buckley @dylan_buckley I think we should podcast the final together

[La Trobe University @latrobe]

.@SamBramham OAM studied law and sports marketing before going on to swim for as Australia in the Paralympics, compete as Ninja Warrior and now, work as media commentator. Learn more about him and other young alumni making waves across the world. https://t.co/nptTtI2Vi6

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Looking forward to working with teamkillcancer and buckinghamestateagents again later this year for #tkcgala suzie_wilks @ East Melbourne, Victoria https://t.co/Uv3eCk0lJ2

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.@GiaanRooney's most memorable memory of @SamBramham is hilarious 😂

@SwimmingAus | #CrownTheChamps

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Good luck on your next journey my young padawans! I can say that as @latrobe were my old stomping grounds. Charge on, beautiful minds! #latrobe @ Bundoora, Victoria https://t.co/QTR4ywp1ny