Sam Blaufuss

I spend too much time here

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

Maybe now I can sleep. Goodbye everyone

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

My mom says twitter and all my other social networks are becoming a distraction, so I have to delete them now. You can all celebrate now

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

Well I guess I'll just have to go to Mr. Erickson and say that I'm going to have my butt kicked for no reason

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@carlie_blaufuss love you too

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

@carlie_blaufuss I don't know not much longer

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

Why would I try to piss off a guy twice my size who could beat the snot out of me whenever he feels like it

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

@Thomas_Casey123 what?

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

@Noodleman3 I didn't though

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

@Noodleman3 come on what did I do

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

Twitter makes people act in an unfortunate way

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

So I'm not the only one who is constantly getting visited by Mormons

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

@larascott55 she needs a twitter so I can bother her all the time

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

@larascott55 that's just like a fan club I think she doesn't have a real twitter

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

It okay everyone it looks like they're working on it

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Why is Jennifer Lawrence never anyone's #wcw? What is wrong with you people

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So. Much. Watermelon. #WatermelonWednesday

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

Made my record for twenty slices of watermelon at the feed today

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Julia got haxxed

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@carlie_blaufuss I heart you

[Sam Blaufuss @SamBrofist]

That tweet was not meant to hurt any feelings I was just saying I probably couldn't handle Jacey and Juliana being "too swaggy"