The Water Drinker

AU 25, resident bad take provider, menace to society. Opinions are your employer’s.

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And the Lord said: “Adam, dap me up.”

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@PHILABURNER7671 @vibediffrent @poeticlove1989 @BrandonGowton Like you said obviously did okay with 3 Super Bowl appearances and two championships, but as Lane ages it’s probably a good idea to rely on that less

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@AyatollahPeters @damonkellerNY @AdamSchefter Y’all were literally 3rd and 4th

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@peater715 @ColumbiaBugle Everyone was poorer

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@PatrickGathron @BigUncBlessed @AkoyeMedia He had 103 of 150 rushing yards in the first quarter.

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@PatrickGathron @BigUncBlessed @AkoyeMedia He was at 8.5 yards a carry before he went out.

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@BigUncBlessed @PatrickGathron @AkoyeMedia Bro look at Saquon’s numbers in the 2024 game at Washington first quarter vs. everything after. Hurts went out and Saquon’s numbers plummeted.

[The Water Drinker @SamBrown637]

@Jetlife_Ryan_ @AhnRee__ @thaRBW I feel like Kobe disrespect comes down more to his efficiency and maybe his status as a #2 for those first three titles, not really his losses against Detroit or Boston.

Timmy slander is dumb but again I don’t think people are holding the finals losses against him as to why

[The Water Drinker @SamBrown637]

@Jetlife_Ryan_ @AhnRee__ @thaRBW Sure, but right after him are Westbrook, Malone, Harden, Stockton, and Bryant. And no one ever said those records wouldn’t be broken like Kareem’s scoring record.

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@Jetlife_Ryan_ @AhnRee__ @thaRBW Also LeBron has THE scoring title

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@Jetlife_Ryan_ @AhnRee__ @thaRBW Actually with Kobe and Duncan it seems like people don’t really hold their losses in the finals against them. That’s fine. They are legendary players. None of them ever played or beat a 72 win team in the finals though.

[The Water Drinker @SamBrown637]

@Jetlife_Ryan_ @AhnRee__ @thaRBW Okay I admit I do want you to be consistent.

Would LeBron be better all time if was 4-0 in the finals instead of 4-6?

MJ had a historically great 8 year stretch. I just don’t think we should act like that was his whole career.

Bron won 4 rings in 8 years.

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@Jetlife_Ryan_ @AhnRee__ @thaRBW See you’re proving my point. The time frame you’re using is totally different.

Why is MJ 8 years and Bron 23. You’re going from when MJ won his first championship to when he won his last.

You’re going from Bron’s first year in the league to now.

???????

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@Jetlife_Ryan_ @AhnRee__ @thaRBW We just want it to be understood that it is more impressive to lose in the finals than to be swept in the first round

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@eaglesallday35 @PayperRRoute @jalenreagors He also had like three passes defensed

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@givmeusername @Jiren_us @17thBird @grispo129 @Savageboston @RapSheet That is also the easiest schedule Drake Maye will ever have by far. 3rd easiest in 50 years.

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@hbnick73 @4LloydChristmas @Savageboston @RapSheet We got an all-pro corner at pick 22. When you guys give us pick, idk, 24? We’ll do just fine.

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@DeversGoat11 @ShowMeYourBlitz @PhillyPMC With Drake “The Schedule” Maye at QB I think you should wait to see a little more

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@uncletom986 @RJSprouse @Busterbeans11 @Eagles Thanks for showing why pride month is important

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@Patsburner38322 @mmm919700 @Andrew_Long25 @LukeGlanton88 @PatriotsXPost It is not possible to know before the season that a schedule will be one of the easiest ever. It is possible to know after.

They also won 10-7 against a backup QB.

Not just anyone can build a roster that can beat the Pats with a backup QB. You need Howie for that.

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@Patsburner38322 @mmm919700 @Andrew_Long25 @LukeGlanton88 @PatriotsXPost It also helps when you get to play against the

Saints
Bucs
Falcons
Panthers (won division 8-9)

Browns
Bengals
Ravens
Steelers (won division 9-8, Pats lost to them)

Raiders
Titans
Giants