Sam Burns

Definitely not Sam Burns Burner | LSU Alum | Pride Advocate

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

@JamesMcdontz @Vern_Funquist Got it done sir!

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

🤮 @TexasBaseball

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

@Nathan_Brooks @bryan_CTP The dawgs swept Miss St in your Starkville earlier this year as well as beat them in the SEC tournament on a neutral field 🤡

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Fuck Wyndham Clark

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Told her it ain’t 12 inches but it smell like a foot #lank #itworked #generationaldumpy

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Been cooking so many meals for the girlfriend and her roomie lately Im gonna start #pussytaxing soon #sheisarocket #generationdumpy #expand

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

I saw better fights in the middle school cafeteria

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Johnny Manziel just stopped Bob Menery in the first round of their MMA fight

Dana White couldn’t stop laughing 💀

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Wyndham Clark is a fag man

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Girlfriend is in Miami for a bachelorette trip this weekend #cooked

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

#RipKyleBusch

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Holy #shrink

Ruining the game of sports betting

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

Taking matters into my own hands tonight.

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

If I ever had a daughter that wanted to play in the wnba, first I’d have to make sure she isn’t a closet lesbian then I’d explain to her how it’s a terrible business decision

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

I bet Mrs JP Morgan is so wet right now watching Aaron Rai

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Woke up still hammered, waho for breakfast. Who’s ready for a Sunday 62 and my first major #godsplan

[Sam Burner @williester00]

Made the cut yall are fucked

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Top 5 gayest things

1. Wearing wife beater in public
2. Savannah Bananas
3. Snapchat flexing
4. Run clubs
5. Being gay

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Wore my hometowns country club polo to the muni course to let everyone I’m not #poor

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

PTSD

[Sam Burns @SamBurnsBurner]

Aye yo there’s not basketball court here