Sam Yacovazzi

I’ve just hit my stride

[Sam Yacovazzi @SamCallahan]

This is not what @LMFAO promised me

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Places where the veil is thin: MIA terminal C on a Sunday night

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My husband is watching the las culturistas culture awards with me: +1

He asks me who Lisa Rinna is: -10,000

[Ben Heisler @bennyheis]

A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊

[Sam Yacovazzi @SamCallahan]

I showed Nick the original “Courtney, take your break” video and his verbatim response was “this feels painful for me… but canonical for you” 🫣

[Sam Yacovazzi @SamCallahan]

I show this to Nick and he asks if this is Goldie Hawn

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

June Squibb serves puss

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Prozac gives me this weird side effect where I can’t cry unless I’m listening to cowboy carter

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@jasonblock216 @knightmedia Congrats @jasonblock216!!!

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My husband referred to them as “Michelle branch ass jeans”

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Kendrick wearing bootcut jeans was so special

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There’s no way you all knew it was called a score bug before today #SuperBowlLIX

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FINALLY

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Lmao like when Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon win “best local actress” category in best of Nashville 😂

[Christopher @molochofficial]

Okay, Concord MA is really just showing off with this “local authors” shelf

[Sam Yacovazzi @SamCallahan]

@jennstook Try the RH outlet in cool springs! It’s cash & carry, so you’d have to bring a truck but they have great deals

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I played a song from Christina Aguilera’s 2000 Christmas album and Nick says “she sounds like if Michael McDonald was a 20 year old girl”

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I’ve been made aware of the reference material…. I was not familiar with your game Timmy

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This hat/bangs/scarf situation is a recession indicator

[Sam Yacovazzi @SamCallahan]

The first time I took an uber they picked up me and my 5 friends in an Escalade and the driver was wearing a suit

[Adrian @AiddyLFC]

Uber in like 2015 was amazing. You would book and the car would literally just spawn in front of you.

[Sam Yacovazzi @SamCallahan]

Me being the weak link in pickup pickleball

[natalia @imniceandsmart]

Heart day at the gym. 15 sets of believing In my self

[Girl @satoraurgojo]

“What the hell, sure” is so profound it’s kinda daily mantra at this point