Sam Cannon

I'm a lot funnier in my head

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@japan_nobunaga The people of Japan need tattoos! Time to rise up and take that art from back from the Yakuza. Join us Americans in years of regret over a bad tattoo choice from when you were a teenager

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@flossinbets @tedcruz @grok

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@bankertobuilder Imagine trying to get home from work and you're stuck in chicken and coffee traffic

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@elonmusk Socialists trying to figure out how this is bad news

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@JimmyStreich

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Hey @SippyAu I saw you in Chicago, when are you releasing the new hits? And where do I get those furry glasses? These etsy ones ain't it

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Most recognizable voice in cinema

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@TheCheeseKing__ Yet here you and the rest of the country are talking about him.

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Democrats are just waiting for enough non-citizens to get DL's before they pass voter ID laws #plottwist

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Trump should sell the Venezuelan oil to Europe so they stop buying Russian oil. Once Europe is no longer funding the Russian war machine, maybe Putin will go broke.

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@KeithOlbermann They looked like bad bombs, but not in that color. They must be good bombs

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@ryangrim

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@WonderKing82 All
Democrats
Had
To
Do
Was
Let
The
Voters
Choose
The
Presidential
Candidate
But
They
Didn't
So
Now
We
Live
With
The
Ramifications
Of
Their
Actions

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Can someone explain to me a game winning punt? Cause Chris Collinsworth has me confused af

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@ScaryBledsoe @ChiBearsHistory Some random dude on Reddit doesn't count 🤣🤣🤣

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@ScaryBledsoe @ChiBearsHistory So I gave 3 sites with proving you wrong, to your 1. 3-1 is a win in my book. You'd know you were handed an L of you and any sports knowledge.

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@ScaryBledsoe @ChiBearsHistory You just got so used to sucking on Brady's tits all those years, you need another QB to nurse on.

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@ScaryBledsoe @ChiBearsHistory Grow a pair and recognize talent.

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@ScaryBledsoe @ChiBearsHistory Maye and Caleb are on the same path. Both last in their division their freshman QB year. Got a new HC to rebuild the team, win their division year 2. But Caleb went 1st overall so you need to talk shit. Chicago fans are cheering for the Pats cause we'd love to see an '85 rematch