Sam Canty

My tweets don't work. Nothing works here. I've been here for 7 years. Singer for @treatyoakmusic

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My wife gave away all of our Thanksgiving leftovers to the rest of her family without me knowing, and I can’t even look her in the eye anymore…

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

And we’re back

Another weekend of shitty Dallas Cowboys football https://t.co/MsY0isQnjs

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You could be the largest @Academy store in the nation and there would still only be one person working a register.

[The Lonestar @bobundyyy]

All In #DallasCowboys

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@bobundyyy Hell yeah brother!!

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When @Zak_Bagans said “We have worked years to build our credibility, our reputation.” in the intro of every Ghost Adventures episode…I felt that

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I will never understand the trucks with Salt Life stickers in Southwest Oklahoma 🥴

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Me

[13 Yung James aka GardenJim Projects 🌱 @jims__juice]

When the one eyed polar bear pops up in true detective: night country

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At this point, I just wish Dak would run the fuckin football himself. I don’t care if he gets injured. We got Rush.

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@XIsaiahBean1 Same

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These refs are fuckin unreal

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@brettbecker2B @DavidGravel @dustinlynch @BigGameMotorspt @HusetsSpeedway Send me one!

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Man as much as I used to hate him, I miss Tony Romo😔

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“Now THIS…this is REAL MUSIC!!” *puts on Half On a Sack by Three Six Mafia*

[Kolton Moore @KM_TCF]

The days.

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Not even Hard Knocks can make the New York Jets look good.

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I fuckin hate Twitter

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Still waiting on the day that @Whataburger brings back the Chophouse Cheddar Burger to the All Time Favorite menu..😔

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Welp. It’s a fucking Monday alright.

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My wife just called to tell me that she thinks the missing Titanic submarine is a false flag operation used to distract us from some greater government conspiracy and I don’t think I’ll ever love her anymore than I do rn ❤️