Sam Caws

For what is Toryism except organised spivery?

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@edgarwright @Channel4 Would anyone like a bourbon?

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@benpartridge David Platt for me 100% all day long Greavsie

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@benpartridge A rather cliched Bonjamin naysay position if I may be so bold

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@imposhster101 @MarinaPurkiss Why is VAT on private schools a ‘jealousy tax’, but not VAT on, say, shoes?

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@JohnnyForeign12 Someone would make a reasonably amusing point about current events, followed by an unnecessary and terrible sketch illustrating the same point.

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@Sgtzima @redlettermedia I’ve tried and failed to come up with a joke about this being a great sequel to the No Such Thing classic original.

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@Dai_larfin @WalesOnline @WelshGovernment Yeah! Bloody Welsh Government inventing time travel to convince the Tories to privatise rail transport 40 years ago

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@BBCr4today @Baddiel Pity you couldn’t find a comedian to discuss Curb.

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@Britpopmemories I went to The The in Newport if that helps

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@ScarredForLife2 People were raving about that William Orbit ‘Pieces In A Modern Style’ album in the 90s “oh he’s fused classical and techno what a genius”. I thought “hold on, it’s just that weird classical disco music that used to be on kid’s ITV.”

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@dai_alectic The Bay Trail one in particular really twists my melons. It so obviously some developer / resident s106 ignoring team-up to prevent people walking past their gaffs.

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@Tim_Burgess That’s such a NME style list of top 10 LPs. No Violator, Goo, Fear of a Black Planet…

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@Lucille78631236 @reece_dinsdale There isn’t a single Muslim councillor in Pembrokeshire, and the council isn’t Labour run. Apart from that your analysis is spot on.

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@soundstoryuk @petshopboys An expensive day for the 17 year old me what with this and The The’s Infected on the same day.

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@gamray Apparently he’s awake but not woke. You know, a moron.

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@soundstoryuk @thethe All thrillers, no fillers

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@AshinChina @Absolutemtb1 One night, a few years ago, as we rolled up to pub the cheap Chinese batteries in my mates Camelbak burst into flames. How we laughed.

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@miriam_cates wheeled out on #r4today because braverman is too chickenshit to defend herself

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@RishiSunak It’s impossible for you to imagine a world where we don’t have to use a car every day. You think car dependence is a natural phenomenon like the weather and not the consequence of policies from twats like you.

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@Tweeterisanti @TomiCaws Just like Extinction Rebellion 👍