Samantha Clauson

military wife-dog mom-nanny-future teacher-sometimes socially awkward

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

@SummrWrites Same in Texas 🫠😫

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

@SameiaKendall Girl, I used to do this all the time (so maybe it is weird)... go get you a nice meal, stash it in your purse, and enjoy that movie 😎

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

I just entered Gerber’s Photo Search and you can too! Enter here: https://t.co/rIjOjK34GO #GerberPhotoSearch undefined

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

I understand & sympathize with the various legitimate perspectives on the Iran situation. But if you find yourself pitying a terrorist & his supporters because you don’t like Trump, then you ARE anti-American. There’s just no way around that

[Dwayne Reed @TeachMrReed]

Classroom Management Tips:

1. #RelationshipsMatter.
2. Practice procedures persistently.
3. Always explain your “Why.”
4. Locate “leaders” then lead them.
5. Be okay with crazy, (sometimes).

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

This is you @_AllyShort https://t.co/uGAOOtKLrc

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

I might very well be the chicken angel of death... 🐓🖤

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

Chicken update: Moved them away from the dogs. Got three more. Started getting eggs! THEN one goes and dies on me today.... #chickentales

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

@micah11mash That's true. Hopefully one day I'll look at my dogs and not see viscous killers 🙃

[X @XLNB]

"So he threw ball, and I ran, but ball was not there, & I turn, and he still has ball in hand, and I sad, so I sue." https://t.co/m6aNcOJnzi

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

@gracieeepalmer I had no idea how to react so I tried vacuuming them! Now they're in my vacuum 😩😩😩

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

Just killed a big spider and little baby spiders went everywhere... happy Saturday, time to blow up my house ☕️

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

@coach_rewerts Haha circle of life I guess 🙃

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

Today my dogs massacred 4/5 of my chickens... so yea it's been a little traumatic.

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

I'll go with you while I'm home.. is it at the Y? https://t.co/WF5DXvLZgK

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

Asked my 8 yr old brother what he was going to buy with bday money I gave him. His answer.. "fidget spinner". No more gift cards from me. 🙃

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

Tried to say "how are you" to someone today and it came out "ow ew". I shouldn't be allowed to socialize some days...

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

@Taylormires31 thank you Taylor!!

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

My husband made a BANANA BREAD CHEESECAKE and then says we need to give some away cause we're "healthy". Like what!? No! Who did I marry!?

[Samantha Clauson @SamClauson]

Got me some @Gymshark leggings finally!! 😍😍😍