SamDewey

In the ryhme humpty dumpty it never said he was an egg

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

I'm one attractive bastard with the braces off anyway

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

Shorten with a dinger https://t.co/V3D6pzkLza

[Sam Shorten @sam__shorten]

@aislingg_f Didn't you leave after school study an hour early to get your nails done @DylanTwohig ?

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

Wise words https://t.co/Vniht9lj2B

[Dylan Twohig @DylanTwohig]

What utter gobshites

[BenchWarmers @BeWarmers]

Manchester City today...#LEIMCI

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

Man city are an absolute pile of wank

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

Just because I have my ass out every night doesnt mean im asking for it

[Sam Shorten @sam__shorten]

The amount of women @oisindewey snaps is outrageous, best of luck in the L.C bud 👍

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

@stephanie_1357 nudes?

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

Ah sure bless @DylanTwohig https://t.co/yUQLGNCxHS

[Aisling @aislingg_f]

How nice is it when the conversation just flowsss

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

If only I put as much effort into the lc has @DylanTwohig does snapping his young wans I'd be flying it

[BenchWarmers @BeWarmers]

Chapecoense fans, at their stadium Arena Condá, chanting the name of every single player #ForçaChape

https://t.co/g8XI9Y0rpa

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

@stephanie_1357 head up girl

[BenchWarmers @BeWarmers]

Easily our favourite Steven Gerrard quote.

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

Hate when you're on to an 8 outta 10 then realise your underachieving.

[Sam Shorten @sam__shorten]

Sad to see a true Chelsea legend retire today. Thanks for the memories Stevie G, you will be missed💔 #12thMan #OGcupfinal #TheSlip #backpass

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

What a fucking bellened #mooch @SamShorten98 https://t.co/yP1TDCxBHP

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

@stephanie_1357 no one gives a fuck

[SamDewey @SamDewey17]

Nothing better than getting a free spin in a boot on a night out rather than paying a fiver for the bus #tightcunt

[S.1237AAD not drowning @afringemagnet]

One day the Catholic church management will see that there's no future in behaving like you are a law unto yourself https://t.co/9UOurk830x