Sam Ebdon

Made a sandwich for Noel Fielding Once

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

@_grace_davies You just came back from a meal with your grandparents 😳

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

*IMPORTANT*
Unfortunately due to the new restrictions in place with the national lockdown, the tennis centre will be closed for all activity from Thursday 5th to December the 2nd.
If you need anything from us we’re here to talk to on our social media channels.

Stay safe.

[NTU Tennis @NTU_Tennis]

Our own Secretary Ben Harbey is taking on the Longest Day Golf Challenge for Macmillan Cancer Support! - walking over 20 miles in one day, whilst playing 4 rounds of golf (72 holes). Checkout the link to donate to the cause! https://t.co/VJnDvPkjJX

[Ali Terral @aliterral]

do you ever pull up to your house then accidentally sit in your car for 30 minutes

[Chris Hughes @chrishughes_22]

There’s no two ways. If you litter, you were dragged up. You’re scum. End of. Walk to the fucking bin, and put your shit in it. And if the bins are full, carry it until you find one.

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

Just found out that my dad is an Air condition kind of guy rather than a windows down kind of guy on a hot day and I can’t see him the same now.

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

@_grace_davies Unless your a boy then we’ll take our yearly compliment from whoever it comes from

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

What's your favourite nickname that Ratty calls The Nonce?

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

@OmarYekinni No

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

Day 3 of over eating in lockdown - I have lost sight of any hint of cheekbones ... #QuarentineLife

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

@_grace_davies @ben_d12344 😔

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

@argoncrime @_grace_davies U get memes grace gets doggos- perfectly balanced as all things should be

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

@_grace_davies I’m just fuming I don’t acc have one for when I’m in quarantine 🥺

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

I may have left uni but I’m still receiving a lecture from my parents every hour or so...

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

In dire need of a half term... #unilife

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

Did the ol ‘throw the ball’ before the beat drop in a club and accidentally gave my flat mate a swift uppercut to the nose - a nosebleed is a small price to pay to catch the ball tho if u ask me

[Sam Ebdon @SamEbdon1]

Got hit on by two gay guys tonight - one of them cracked me over the head with a bottle when I turned him away. Someone tell me what I’m doing wrong pls