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[alex @alexevans_14]

people hearing about the £2 bus cap and immediately needing to tell everyone it won't benefit them just sums up this country doesn't it

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Colman Domingo goes OFF on Elon Musk over his plans to create a “historically accurate” AI version of The Odyssey 😭👀

“Now Elon Musk is planning to create what he calls a ‘historically accurate’ version of The Odyssey using his Grok AI. And by ‘historically accurate,’ he means whiter than Christmas at Cracker Barrel.”

“You can’t make a historically accurate version of something that is totally made the f*** up. The Odyssey is fiction… like The Hunger Games, or the president’s cognitive exams.”

“Doesn’t Elon Musk have better things to do? Wasn’t this b-tch supposed to be on Mars by now?” 💀

[Charlie Davies @cgdav135]

"This policy doesn't affect me, therefore it is pointless."

Sheer idiocy.

[𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 🇵🇸 @muselola_]

La culpa siempre es del aire acondicionado, de las duchas de más de 5’, del coche a gasolina del pobre… pero curiosamente nunca lo es de los jets privados, los campos de golf, la industria fast fashion, los centros de datos, de las toneladas de residuos y gases de las fabricas..

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

just seen a green party twitter person repost a conservative party twitter person backing Count Binface this is the most unified our political system has been in memory

[! @Kashe1dz]

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

[. @AgeofAnge]

Yeah, if you set up in a low block with 6'2 world class players that cost £60-70m a piece - that will be difficult to break down.

There's nothing genius about it. Going the other way - 0 shots on target in 115 minutes.

Cowardly. Pathetic.

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Arne Slot welcome to the Arne Slot Penitentiary

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Luis Enrique: “I've never seen such an intensity and physical level. We have to congratulate everyone”.

“We deserved to win, we deserved to draw and we deserved to lose today. It was a fantastic game”.

[D @donreborne]

This is why artists are important in our society. Otherwise you have a bunch of tech and finance bros with the personality of a slab of wood telling you to “keep hustling”

[DaveOCKOP @DaveOCKOP]

It's so tense at The Emirates that they're not even singing Liverpool songs

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

The real lesson should be that people want new stories with great characters and hope.

We want to feel something.

[James Throt MBBS, MD, PhD, FRCPath @JamesThrot]

This is why Global Warming is now referred to as Climate Change.

There was a recognition that some people would be too dimwitted to understand that global warming doesn’t mean “always warmer” weather.

It’s even scarier when you realise these dimwits are British politicians.

[Dan De'Ath @DeAthCardiff]

Every season of Clarkson’s Farm highlights how unprecedented rain, drought, or heat can cause massive problems. His own show reveals the real consequences of climate change. I guess it’s easy not to care though when you own a farm mainly as a tax dodge.

[Will @willglloyd]

Farage tomorrow if reform lose

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

And then the Lord said, build another data center