@laurenboebert Lauren Booeby, baby! Listen, Jesus Christ wants your husband to only show his penis to adults. Please tell him to only expose his junk to people 18 and older.
@civicindia@FoxNews @jchatterleyCNN @ErinBrockovich@kimKBaltimore Hey Maggo, serious question … when you were young, did your father peg you as a form of punishment? Because you’re clearly fucked in the head. Suck my big fat bademjoon 🖕🏽🤡
@slxthkween America’s favorite future pastime will become the act of denying you even the very basic hourly employment. We’ll all have your favorite videos queued up on our phones, alongside your resume. It’ll be a blast 😂
@averycoolwoman we can put this whole “we must propagate the species” craze behind us, breeding will be a thing of the past and we can concentrate on improving canine longevity and robot companions until this fireball stops its orbit or whatever lol
@averycoolwoman The Mils with funding bought in and did the same as their Xer idols, married and babied. The less financially liquid millennial cohort was left to feel resentful toward the whole cult of parenting and began to reject the power-thru-parenting pipeline. Hopefully soon … 3