Sam Fitzpatrick

Giving you something to remember me by. I speak in songs but I am trying to learn a modern vernacular for my health.

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

@eth_ari bro really spent 131k just to be called one of my followers id be sick

[PerfumeAdsForSale @PerfumeAds]

Blue screen

Whispered:

“Have you ever loved so hard you split your soul in two”

A dam bursts in slow motion

A couple kiss in the rain

A clock spins in reverse

A ham explodes

A page is torn out of a dictionary

David Beckham leans into a microphone in a courtroom:

“Guilty”

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

Slept for nearly 13 hours last night. I dreamt all the dreams. Saw all the regular faces. We’re all doing fine.

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

Gotta be sold STC if you want a viewing, pal.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

This is so frickin cool

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

*sits in the same spot for 40 hours a week*
*minimal face to face interaction with other humans*
*irrational fear of being fired for 8 hours a day*
*closes laptop each evening to "relax" 4ft away in the same room*

sunday night: why do I have anxiety?

[Amazon MGM Studios @AmazonMGMStudio]

Don't set her off! 💥 This week we're celebrating 1995's cult classic #TankGirl starring @LoriPetty, @FinalLevel, Naomi Watts, and @McDowellMalc

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

Just can’t stop listening

https://t.co/6m1D0uBx6V

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

Was already excited for End of Road fest and they've just added Pozi to the lineup. GG.

[electric railfan @WashletJP]

Me: Remove Bob Dylan’s music from the radio, YouTube and streaming services, and condemn anyone who still chooses to listen to it.
Them: You’re taking these allegations very seriously.
Me: What allegations?

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

@adtrRyan @shaperka

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

We will forever be told that Russia, China, the Taliban, are the imminent threats by people who a) do business with all of them! b) think you should get 4 dollars an hour and no healthcare to work 17 hours a day.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The internet is a very negative place!

[disco in furlough @ThiefOfTweets]

Thrilling chase underway

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

Life begins when you lick the forbidden buttery knife.

Sometimes straight from the sink idgaf.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Man this is crazy. NBC Employee fired after hot mic incident at Olympics. #OlympicGames

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

Vacationing after another successful week nuking the markets

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

@adtrRyan All the poo, man. Bags of dog poo, cat poo, fox poo, bird poo, road kill poo, my poo from yesterday. All. The. Poo.

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

There’s a lot of shit lying around at the moment. Try going for a walk without getting a nasal full.

[Sam Fitzpatrick @SamFitzpatrick]

2 hours of debugging later and it has been a stark reminder not to start writing code at 1am.

https://t.co/rHPyGiFFNf