Normal Girl

feed me whiskey and crawfish. one time I was a hotdog for Halloween.

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

my favorite bits to do on vacations with friends are little white lies. nothing gives me more satisfaction. and nothing annoys my bf more than him having to hear me tell people it’s my birthday for the 15th time.

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@weirdlilguys archived footage of @whisqey_ back when he worked in IT!!

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new RKS!!!

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i had something (funny) to tweet about my dad being dead that wasn't universally appropriate for the TL and twitter circles are gone so you're gonna have to use your imagination.

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

a menace to the family group chat

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

bf told me he misses my dog more than me. is there something wrong with me? wrong answers only.

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@awoogayyy the only midwest W

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@whisqey_ wake up babe new whisqey selfie just dropped

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

started a stardew farm w my bf. hes a minmaxer and we've been sitting here talking strat for planting crops for 20 minutes. its only day 10 of spring year 1. we're doomed.

[widdim rizzard @Dirti_Pashmina]

“THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA, THEY FORGOT THAT IM HIM”

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

i gotta move somewhere warm. ezra is such a drama queen about his paws being cold, even when he wears his adorable lil snow boots 🤦‍♀️

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

MPLS people!!

[cara🍉 @c4ra_]

UPDATE. We need your help!
On Nov. 5th at approx 9:45 PM, my dad was struck by this vehicle heading North on the 2800 block of Lyndale Ave S, right outside Buffalo Exchange. He was left in the middle of the street with serious injuries and had to be put into a coma. --

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

i need such constant enrichment that i made my brother facetime the other day and point the phone at his tv while he played power wash simulator what can i say

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ok fine spotify wrapped i’ll listen to bo burnham’s inside nonstop for a week again, twist my arm

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

@awoogayyy noooo i meant i already play it and it’s so fun, you can play it with me!

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

the post twitchcon exhaustion is so real

[Normal Girl @SamFranke]

jesus was a lobster