Samantha Marcus

Danny Devito would play me in my Lifetime Movie.

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@Chicago_History Special suburban honor to Herm’s Palace in Skokie. Perfect snap since I was a kid.

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@nypost This is wildly misleading clickbaitz AB InBev is a $113B company. Stock prices regularly fluctuate and they are up 7% this month.

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@AprilMac @BaronDestructo It’s not an orange toothpaste. It’s a toothpaste that won’t make OJ taste bitter after 👌🏻

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@AndyHerren I saw Caleb at Universal Studios and was SO pumped to see a BB guest then realized who he was. My face literally went “OH😲...oh😒.” Women don’t owe men anything.

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@CleverTitleTK Leopold...maybe Loeb. We can’t be sure.

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

Daniel every time it’s Chris’ turn to speak @Epic2C

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

Woman on the plane after her flight with Eric Boles @Epic2C #SA2019

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

Salty throw down. #doritos #cheetos #SuperBowl

[Chester Cheetah @ChesterCheetah]

I had to come through and remind @Doritos who's the real Flamin' Hot OG 🔊 SOUND ON #FlaminHotCheetos

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@realDonaldTrump You will be a stain on the history of this nation. You're disgusting.

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@Robviously @Epic2C Aw noooo. It gave me an excuse to post another pic from my wedding #wecool

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@Epic2C in case you were wondering, @Robviously , I was a beautiful bride

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@Epic2C Never forget. #itsbritneybitch #cryhimariver #boundless2c

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@Epic2C Swedes be like “I sell winter” #Boundless2C

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@tsting @Epic2C I appreciate that the wife and kids only get 1/2 of a 1/2 of a corner #shinebrightlikeadiamondbella

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@Epic2C Is the offsite sponsored by Netflix?

[Universal Music Group @UMG]

Enter for a chance to get #withtheband at a surprise @MarriottRewards's #MusicIsUniversal show. No purch nec: https://t.co/Ts6v8SjHrN #entry

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@julieklausner is the #Jewish best friend I aspire to be.

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

#njwomen2020 Nancy Pelosi cracks me up. Funny + power = get it done.

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

@gabeliedman I don't tweet!! But I have a hag crush on u and thought u shuld know. I like my men like my coffee...disgusting. Too funny.

[Samantha Marcus @SamFrap32]

Tried to see u at BigTerrific. Got the wrong day. Sad! Hope ur diet still makes u feel teeny tiny before a jdate. LovefromD.C. @gabeliedman