Sam

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Also, remember to get the ball rolling a good 6 months in advance, before the 5 year deadline!
As it’s a “5 year interest free loan”, they drag their feet when you’re ready to pay them back, in order to make you overshoot the 5yr deadline and incur some interest on the repayment.

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Also, anybody buying a property and considering using the UK’s amazing help to buy scheme, just remember it’s an equity loan, so if they lend you 20% of your house price, 5 years later you will have to get your house valued and pay them back 20% of whatever it’s now valued at.

[Wembley Stadium @wembleystadium]

My plans 2020

[hot mystic piss @Mrs_Foo_Cough]

Old McDonald’s: now a farm

[° @GeronimoFrost]

Social distancing baptism

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Quarantine and chill

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Boxing on TNT Sports @boxingontnt]

Tyson Fury spotted Deontay Wilder watching the same weigh-ins feed as him and mocked him 😂 #WilderFury2

[HiyaImAidzzs @HiyaItsJayHere]

Me when Bryn and Jason were seconds away from revealing what happened on the boat trip, thanks a lot Gavin & Stacey thanks a lot

[Rhys Tutton @_RhysTutton]

Apparently I’ve ruined Christmas?

[luke @lukezain_]

My favorite musician

[Mac Thréinfhir @pmacth0]

McDonalds staff after the pay rise.

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

She turned into a helicopter😂 https://t.co/O3AnqAAWJT

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

someone’s gone a bit wild on the gravy

[tesla @bodegaoflove]

i’m sorry but why does this look like a scene from brooklyn 99