Sam Gozinsky

freaking out the neighborhood

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

All Americans should be horrified and outraged by the brazen terrorist attacks on Israel and the slaughter of innocent civilians. We grieve for those who died, pray for the safe return of those who’ve been held hostage, and stand squarely alongside our ally, Israel, as it dismantles Hamas. As we support Israel’s right to defend itself against terror, we must keep striving for a just and lasting peace for Israelis and Palestinians alike.

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

How long are villain origin stories supposed to be bc mine is getting old

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

If you saw my headphones die on the one train and she will be loved radio edit by maroon five start playing out of my phone speaker no you didn’t

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Aaron Rodgers told @PatMcAfeeShow that he intends to play for the Jets and the teams need to work out compensation.

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

Being a jet fan on Twitter rn

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Aaron Rodgers To Decide Future By Consulting With Coven Of Trusted Witches https://t.co/WVhbSwaiqQ

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

Times Square down bad right now

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

Aye @AaronRodgers12 I promise if you become a Jet, I won’t pick you off in practice & I’ll burn the cheesehead😶

[Ian @ianfluencer]

Finally paid off my vodka cran from last month. God is good 🙌

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

Hearing a Syracuse accent brings me truly inexplicable levels of happiness

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

And they say true love doesn’t exist

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

Listening to live Led Zeppelin dehydrated and delirious 9 miles into a run

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

Reading a book on the subway is like the opposite of having a cute dog on the subway

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

@Josh_josh2323 G’Orange

[harry @harry]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

Idk if I’ll ever be a runner who runs with a dog because I can’t take the ego hit of my pet being more athletic than me

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

Got me listening to the Sirius xm coffee shop acoustic station in the club

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

Jets about to have me lying on the floor of my apartment listening to Marvin’s room

[Sam Gozinsky @SamGozinsky]

Living in nyc is summed up as being so over tired that you are constantly convincing yourself you hear a mouse