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[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

Police working hard to uncover the mane suspect…

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Police mount investigation after rare miniature horses stolen

Read the full story ⬇️
https://t.co/N75nVm836l

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

When you try to sound like Trump but end up sounding like a wet fart…

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

This election was a victory for sectarian voting and cheating.

Matt Goodwin was a great candidate for us.

Roll on the elections on May 7th.

It will be goodbye Starmer and goodbye to the Tory party.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

In under 10 hours, 140,000 of you have signed up and sent a clear message:

We’re not going to take this anymore.

The time is now.

Join us: https://t.co/g0Ua1vP0ug

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

@EflSimpsons @UnitedStandMUFC #mufc

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

How I imagine the conversation went between Bruno Fernandes and his family… @EflSimpsons

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

@EflSimpsons @LFC #LIVTOT

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

#LIVTOT @EflSimpsons

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

Cardiff could be in a lower league than Wrexham by the end of the day 😮😮😮 #WxmAFC

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Labour has hinted that it could accept a loan agreement for the Elgin Marbles to be returned to Greece

Do you think they should be returned? Let us know in the comments ⬇️ https://t.co/y3F8zY80nT

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

Rumours that United have made a late move…

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

Jeremy is planning to sell the headline “Things can only get wetter” to a tabloid newspaper when Rishi Sunak makes a general election announcement…

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

I really enjoyed watching Rishi Sunak’s announcement…

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

“30 pounds… and one penny!”

[Penny Mordaunt @PennyMordaunt]

Met with @bankofengland today to view the first banknotes with HM The King’s portrait. The new notes will be introduced gradually to replace those that are worn.

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

Stuart Broad:

✅ Hit a 6 with this final shot as a Batsman

✅ Won the match with his final ball as a bowler

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

#TheAshes #TheAshes2023 #EnglandCricket #ENG #ENGAUS

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

@IanDunt Like the Titanic,
The forgettable Liz Truss,
Sunk by an iceberg. 🥬

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

@mrdanwalker

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

My favorite “misdirection jokes” aka screw the audience jokes

— a thread

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

After a surreal few days, I’m delighted that we have navigated a way through this. I want to thank you all for the incredible support, particularly my colleagues at BBC Sport, for the remarkable show of solidarity. Football is a team game but their backing was overwhelming. 1/4

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

@Dominos_UK Conor Henn*

[Samuel Green @SamGreen14]

I’m disappointed that this event hasn’t been renamed “Shergarbabes”