Sam

33 year old hardcore and controversial rap artist. Likes long walks on the beach

[Sam @SamHearne]

I just looked at a “Throwback” playlist on Apple Music and it was just songs from the 2000s. I don’t get it. Is that supposed to be a long time ago? That was yesterday.

[Sam @SamHearne]

@SpursOfficial @JoelGoldman92 do you or do you not feel bonita?

[Sam @SamHearne]

@Ryanair think there’s an apostrophe missing m8

[Sam @SamHearne]

Had a dream I ate an entire tub of low fat Greek yoghurt. Never touched the stuff in my life…

[Sam @SamHearne]

@Elio_Elia @HeckinGoodDogs Why aren’t you crying?!?!

[Sam @SamHearne]

Still my proudest achievement to-date @timehop. Wonder where I rank in the list of longest Timehop streaks?

[Sam @SamHearne]

@MattHighton @jacobemanuel

[Sam @SamHearne]

@fesshole @ThinkSpeakJess you literally said this the other day! Weird

[Sam @SamHearne]

@David_Morris33 🤣🤣

[Sam @SamHearne]

@ladbible @jacobemanuel @Elio_Elia can we go? Relive the good old days?

[Sam @SamHearne]

You know what I’ve always wanted? A personal assistant. I don’t really need one, like I’m pretty on to of things. But I feel like it would be fun. If anyone wants to be my PA for very meagre remuneration, hit me up.

[Sam @SamHearne]

Boris Johnson is long covid

[Sam @SamHearne]

I’m also a little bitch x

[Sam @SamHearne]

Tweet tweet. Tweet tweet. I’m a little birdie 🐥

[Sam @SamHearne]

@Thaaalz @Missguided Haha god I miss that woman

[Sam @SamHearne]

Sometimes when I clear my throat, it actives Siri on my phone. I don’t know what this means

[Sam @SamHearne]

@jacobemanuel @mikeviceo @ConnorPerl

[Sam @SamHearne]

I love being an adult. I can literally eat waffle fries at 11am and nobody can do anything about it

[Sam @SamHearne]

@SpursOfficial Kit

[Stephen Bailey @stephencomedy]

I went to get my vaccine today and the nurses referred to themselves as the Pfizer Chiefs - and THAT is why I support the NHS