Samantha

I get in moods where I think I’m funny mute me now

[dakota @dakotawint]

isnt it crazy that we are mysterious creatures, on a strange planet, full of unusual life, in seemingly infinite space, and we spend our time doing shit like watching johnny depp in court, going to work, or just scrolling on our phones haha wtf we doin

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

@kaciepisani BLOCK

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

the best things you can do in the morning to improve your day. even if it’s for 5 mins:

- read
- yoga
- draw
- journal
- stretch
- meditate
- self- massage
- make your bed
- crossword puzzles

[kemi @kemimarie]

keep doing things for you. just for you. for your own recognition. for your own approval. for your own joy. keep doing things that spark confidence and self understanding. keep experiencing yourself.

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

Philllyyy tonight babyy!!! Happy Sunday Funday

[Palace @WeArePalace]

What an insane week so far. Big love to everyone in Atlanta for selling out the show last night - was a special one. Most remaining shows have gone now - only a few have tix left. Grab ‘em while ya can. Durham next on the hit list - see ya tomorrow 🖐🏻🚀 https://t.co/C3EiAcjaJO

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

Me to the IRS, as I ~patiently~ wait for my tax return

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

Happy Legal Weed Day to all my fellow Jersey peeps!!!

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

@tw33tinggggg @pissboymcgee I actually laughed at the scoop of yogurt because I do the SAME thing every time I add some to my own. It would feel uncomfortably wrong not to

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

@BriEsquire Screenshots for entertainment purposes plZ

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

Listen to the birds. Look at the clouds. Notice the newly green trees dance in the wind

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

Your assignment for today: put the phone down and go sit in the sun

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

Minimum 10 mins

[M @bellemichellle]

Thank you for trying today

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

Multiples times a day, everyy day.
Im about to just change my number

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

Someone needs to tell me how to stop getting these random spam texts before I have a literal brain aneurysm

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

@luxagape Do some daily gratitude lists! Rewire that brain bb ❤️

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

Me towards the end of working a double at a severely understaffed restaurant

[Samantha @SamHenissy]

@seanmccallxx Ooookaaayyy, who is SHE