Sam Heuck

Husband, Dad, & Pixel Wrangler (aka software developer)

[Sam Heuck @SamHeuck]

The internet really sucks now. This is user hostile. And is so missing the point on cookies and privacy.

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@CenterPoint @AFThunderbirds @DaytonAirShow I hope https://t.co/LCFcpYBXTF doesn't take online payments the same way centerpoint energy does. Otherwise I would be late for the show! Trying to submit a payment on https://t.co/NXb9CCfB4N takes FOREVER and makes my eyes bleed.

https://t.co/rJpXrG7WZR

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@CenterPoint @thinkescalent Just in case y'all aren't designers, I'll just leave this here.
https://t.co/rJpXrG7WZR

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@CenterPoint @thinkescalent Clearly Escalent didn't try to submit a payment on your website. The experience is truly terrible.

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@CenterPoint Hi Kelly! Any chance you could ask your owners to fix the absolutely broken online payment portal? Wait... you're a dog. Ahem...

Bark bark woof grrrrr. Bark?

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@CenterPoint Ahhh Mercury. The planet I'd rather move to then attempt to submit a credit card payment on your terrible payment portal. Just imagining it gives me butterflys!!!!😭

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@CenterPoint @ENERGYSTAR That's GREAT! The opportunity cost of spending all that extra time trying to submit a payment on your horrifying payment portal can totally be offset by my energy star appliances!!!!! 🙄

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@CenterPoint I won't be driving through any flooded areas any time soon because I'm spending all my time trying to submit a payment on your terrible website. So... thanks for keeping me safe? 🙃

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@CenterPoint My morning "charge" now takes 4x longer than it used to. And by "charge", I mean submitting a payment on your horrendous payment portal.

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@CenterPoint No actually. I'm quite good at mending fences. Perhaps you could mend the terrible online payment portal instead?

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@holden Even better:
Unverstehenwâhlmensch or
Unverstehenwâhlmenschörungmensch

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@holden I'm into this - finding a way to label it somehow. And it's fun to make up new words. Especially in German.

How about: unverstehenmensch

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@holden wayward voters

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@holden the democratically benighted

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@holden election gull
election patsy
election clapper

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@dianamontalion OMG what isn't Kevin Bacon related to somehow. Anything?

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Just saw this on HN. sqlite is everywhere. Time to update it.

https://t.co/kLoGW0sidV

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@ThreatNotation can I use csound?

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@codewithvoid Slides. 🙂https://t.co/ECLnFsM0Ru

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@mcsee1 Accuracy is different than precision. Accuracy means I can hit a target given a known set of circumstances. Precision is more like the margin of error. +/- days, weeks, months, years?

Known target & minimal precision, sure, I can do 100%. But targets move. Flexibility is key.