I don't wanna hear anything about any Stanley cup won before 1990. back then you could bring a chainsaw on the ice and cut someones head off. It doesn't count. Hockey started when Scott Stevens started blasting his elbows into peoples heads 15 seconds after they passed the puck
I inject heroin into my arm that’s scarred from times prior, my eyes roll back into my head as my manager pounds on my door telling me I’m on in five minutes. Let’s rock I say as I grab my bass guitar, take a pull of whisky, and get into my chuckee cheese mouse band costume