Sam Houlton

if you see a duck feed it

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@benjicrofts @BaileyRoyle Top scran that. Fit for a king

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@TommmBrownnn It’s got @Jordan7863 written all over it

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@iJackHutchinson @Jackodwilson Also for future reference, if you add a wet sponge and place it on top of your head, it will stop the smell of burning.

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@iJackHutchinson @Jackodwilson If you attached a metal rod to it and tape it to your forehead the electric current will just pass straight through you without being electrocuted

[Sophie Butler @angelkiss_222]

was sucking wet flannels as a child a universe experience or ???

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

Waking up on a Monday morning from a spider crawling across your face 👍🏽

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@Jackodwilson @ElspethF 🙊

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@Bethhhtaylor No someone actually stole my wheelie bin, got to ring council to get a replacement now

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

What childish adult decides to steal a wheelie bin from outside your house in the middle of the night ps not bin puns either as I’m not wheelie in the mood for them

[Dr. Tremitiere @auntiechantel]

Well....this got popular. 🤪

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@Jordan7863 I’ve missed it too, won’t be too long now till we can have a few beers together

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@JordanClucas I’ve got work of repeat

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@benjicrofts @AnthonyMKreis Actually quite nice would be even better in a toasted bun

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@Jordan7863 😂😂😂

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@Jordan7863 Only realised when I went to go flip it with my hand to pepper the other side that it was still in its packaging, time to go to spec savers I think

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This may be my favorite dog video ever.

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

Go into Tesco to buy a steak, and come out with a beetroot burger. Only I would do this 🙂

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@JordanClucas @elliotcumbo Arms in cubes

[Sam Houlton @SamHoulton]

@ALBY_LAD 😷