Sam

She/Her
IAM Engineer
My views != my employer's.

#AuDHD #OvercastKid

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

Fall out Boy tickets went on sale for 2ourdust and I blacked out and bought platinum seats oops 🙈 #2ourdust #overcastkid #notoneregret

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

My newest tattoo, a cowplant tarot card. I don't know if anyone understands my love of the cowplant besides @lilsimsie

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

@DM3k_tech Id check for rental real estate agents if you can! That's how I found my apt when I was moving from NH to TX. They know all the good places.

Also, Lips Down on Dixie is the local rocky horror cast. If that's your thing, it's a great way to make friends!

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

Today a SAAS tech requested to control my computer 5 times over zoom (without asking) and I kept declining. They said "I think it's being declined", and all I said was "yup."

I'm not letting you click around with my admin permissions, homie.

[Kenzo 🫧 @ProAisling]

@falloutboy if yall dont STOP THIS

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

I woke up and the saniderm had sheinkwrapped itself to my tattoo. Ended up taking it off after 60 hours instead of 72 because that hurt like heck. My freckles look cute as heck on the cowplants face though 🥹

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

I found this old Invisible Children bracelet from like 2007 in my closet. I can't get rid of it, it feels like a relic

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

I would like everyone to know that my cat held my hand last night, and then fell asleep like this.

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

@DM3k_tech You got this. As someone who just left a 🗑️ job 2 weeks ago, I'm here if you need to bitch in DMs!

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

Actually I had the same username at all of my adult jobs until this one so I don't feel as bad now

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

Switching companies and having a new username gives me the same feeling as when the year changes. Gonna write it wrong 6 times before I get it right once.

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

They're sandblasting and refinishing the stairs next to my apartment door and what a bad day it is to have ears

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

@wizardsofautism Rice krispies with a drizzle of honey and some cinnamon on top.

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

My cat is in boomerang mode this morning. Every time I put her down she comes right back.

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

Sometimes it feels like leaving this complex is more complicated than leaving a Planet Fitness.

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

My landlord left a notice on my door saying I had to email them if I wasn't renewing. I did. They then left another notice on my door saying the same thing. I went to the office to see what's up and she told me there's an entirely other form I have to fill out.

[Rua M. Williams @FractalEcho]

This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

The most awkward part of starting a new job is when you're like "Hey, tell me what you want me to do!" and they're like "poke around!" and I'm like "That's not helpful!" but spend the next day aimlessly clicking because I don't know what to do lol

[Sam @SamInCyberland]

@DM3k_tech Did the other offer with the credit check not work out?
How much would the traveling be?

I wouldn't assume your wife and kids want a break from you, any more than you want a break from them.