Sam Sharpe

Cloud Botherer / Data Wrangler. He/Him. Also

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

I think it's finally happened and the third-party client I use has been locked out. That probably means I will only check in here very infrequently.

Find me on Mastodon via my contact page: https://t.co/OwIy9HVqPx

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@sophaskins One of those wasn't the first Bobby Sands to be elected to high office. https://t.co/wXhUSRFfCs

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@cybergibbons Technically you only need the recovery position when they have a heartbeat and they are not totally conscious, so I don't think your specific experience shapes the training.

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@ajlanghorn (-_-) you are dead to me

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@ajlanghorn #acceptable. I hope you got Avios.

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@ajlanghorn Cuba or Haiti for supper?

Also WTF is dinner - do you mean Tea?

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

My response to recruiters looking for people to work in AI startups:
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No.

You are killing the planet.

I would need a salary 10x market (at least) to override my own sense of morality.

Best of luck in your search!

Sam

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@cybergibbons Because most of the UK doesn't follow argumentative twats on Youtube.

I'm not saying they shouldn't be doing it, I'm not saying our rights aren't important, but a lot of these "Auditors" relish the confrontation, because it drives views and revenue. Youtube is a cancer.

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

UK Covid Vax is open for booking:

https://t.co/eN8EzqJbw4

Assuming none of my followers are under 16, and you don't qualify because of a job-based risk such as NHS worker, these are the clinical risk groups that qualify.

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@QuinnyPig @Waymo Do they still back up if you cross waving a brick menacingly?

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@cybergibbons Do they still call you "piss corridor" even though they've forgotten why?

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@cybergibbons I mean come on, I once wrote a microservice for people who were out of fucks... https://t.co/wfur9tUeEv

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@cybergibbons Nah, we won't. We absolutely fucking love a good sweary library to include.

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@ajlanghorn There's this thing the yoot are making called a weblog, commonly shortened to 'blog. I am surprised you haven't heard of it by now.

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@cybergibbons Andrew, I came to make a smutty comment, but I just can't... licking the chocolate starfish is very different to chomping on an Ostrich anus.

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@ajlanghorn Are you selling yours for £6000 on eBay?

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

When I saw Oasis (Reading, 2000) it was £80 for the whole weekend and that included seeing Slipknot, Foo Fighters and Rage Against the Machine as well

https://t.co/0EFtuM9V75

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@alfiemoore @RobertJudd4 I heard you'd be very well suited to being a night worker...

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@cybergibbons I've never sat opposite you in an airport, no.

[Sam Sharpe @SamJSharpe]

@cybergibbons no