Sam Soto

[Sam Soto @SamJSoto]

For everyone posting the Facebook Privacy Notice status, please read this article. Copying and pasting won't do... http://t.co/vNNtfk0Nw6

[Sam Soto @SamJSoto]

People that are always looking for negative situations should really take a deeper look in the mirror.

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I hope Rachel Stephens likes my costume idea!!! http://t.co/XRRy300HSf

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Taking my wife out for our first date since our wedding. :)

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Wow! Just wanted to say thank you to everyone that has shown Rachel and I support over the past few days. We... http://t.co/yf8o6o2X2D

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On the bright side, there is no annoying menu to deal with. http://t.co/C8gitLTQut

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I posted 2 photos on Facebook in the album "The Beginning of a Brand New Journey" http://t.co/MsuPUFNuIh

[Sam Soto @SamJSoto]

I posted 114 photos on Facebook in the album "The Beginning of a Brand New Journey" http://t.co/E2BgoeILT0

[Sam Soto @SamJSoto]

I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/mR6B2asNyg

[Sam Soto @SamJSoto]

I posted 2 photos on Facebook in the album "The Beginning of a Brand New Journey" http://t.co/8P6YZgbNs2

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Obama obviously DOES love poor people. He makes more of them everyday! :)

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Well, looks like it's about time to wake up Green Day from their slumber for the month of September.

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Brace yourselves. The season of preppy white girls wearing north face jackets and expensive ugly moon boots is upon us.

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And God said: Noah, go make a backup. I need to reformat the Earth.

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Ready for work! http://t.co/7LJxR13lvd

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"CAUTION: May explode"

I really need to stop using foreign batteries... http://t.co/3wAqk5qgEW

[Sam Soto @SamJSoto]

I REALLY hope Carl E Creasman doesn't see this picture! I love him like a grandpa but he might get mad if he sees... http://t.co/ZjZYKkmxOz

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Redneck Word of the Day: Twerk Conjunction of "to" and "work."

Usage: "Aight. Enough foolin' around. Time to get back twerk."

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I think it's weird when people "like" tragic statuses on Facebook and Facebook pages for media outlets like... http://t.co/vbfwqJ3Ekw

[Sam Soto @SamJSoto]

It's pretty easy for Simba and Mufasa to sing about the Circle of Life when they're at the top of the food chain.... http://t.co/uRmEMF9VO2