Right Little Cringer

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

£969 million - British Gas profits this year
£98 million - British Gas profits last year

Individuals and businesses struggle in a Cost of Profit Crisis.

[Right Little Cringer @SamJTWood]

@Mrkent21 Uncivilised

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

What are all these scribbles on your keyboard?

A brief history of punctuation marks:

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I have a train to catch at 10 tomorrow and I’m currently watching come dine with me dressed as peanut butter on toast and drinking beer

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Peanut butter and jelly

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Clubbin and music is slightly better than normal. Praise God

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I had a knife in each shoe last night for about eight hours. Now my ankles hurt

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First time in a long time I’ve been at a party and didn’t really go on my phone at all. Had a good night

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They’re making me watch a second episode of come dine with me. I am going to claw my eyes out

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Just watched come dine with me. Where do they find these people and how do they actually exist. Genuinely destroys my faith in humanity. Crying myself to sleep

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It pains me how bad music is in most clubs

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My friend Kez just said she has never even heard of Bob Dylan. I am so confused. She is no longer my friend

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Just made up a 10 minute story about a man turning into a dragon by drinking dragon piss. It was very dramatic. What has my life come to

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I hope doctor who signing with Disney does not change anything but I feel like it will

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Apparently based used to mean addicted to crack. I’m based

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Are you telling me a dog eared this book

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I have never had Facebook I think it is stupid. No offence