Sam (she/her)

toddler mom struggling to stay cool

[NFL @NFL]

THAT. WAS. INCREDIBLE.

Dre. Snoop. Mary. Eminem. Kendrick. 50 Cent. What a show. #PepsiHalftime

[Arlene Dickinson @ArleneDickinson]

Advising HCW to not wear scrubs to work where they serve/save all humans (no matter the patients idiocy) is the canary in the coal mine.This is fucked up. The hospital attire isn’t the problem.The ppl harassing them are.(The same ones who will demand care from those they harass)

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

Also, not sure which was worse - Big being killed off or Miranda N O T being killed off.

Hate Miranda (love Cynthia Nixon)

Love Big (hate Chris Noth)

#AndJustLikeThat

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

I would enjoy the show more if they didn’t keep playing up the possibility of a Samantha return as if the SJP/Kim Catrall feud wasn’t common knowledge and there was even a remote chance of it actually happening. #AndJustLikeThat

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

#AndJustLikeThat was absolutely awful and I cannot wait for season 2

[Old Man Bleeding Blue @ari_shapiro]

Neil Young made Spotify lose $4 billion dollars of market value in a single week. That’s nine zeroes for one legendary hippie Canadian radio rock star whose music is as timeless as his integrity.

[Gnome de plume @PHealthGnome]

There are protests pretty much 365 days a year on parliament hill. I can’t recall any of them being condemned by both the Terry Fox Foundation and the Royal Canadian Legion.

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

I am becoming increasingly frustrated with the internet’s vastly differing opinions on what exactly “cherry oak” looks like. #redecoratingwoes

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

Dancing on the tomb of the Unknown Soldier, desecrating war memorials, vandalizing Terry Fox memorial, waving Nazi & confederate flags, harassing meal centre staff for food intended for the homeless… #FluTruxKlan have destroyed any (slim) chance of being taken seriously.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

but nobodys boycotting Facebook?

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Jurors have reached a verdict in Derek Chauvin's trial over the death of George Floyd. It's expected to be announced shortly.
https://t.co/JljgSVvOHS

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

one time my brother and I wanted McDonald’s ice cream so we called to see if the machine was working first and the manager said “yep but you better hurry up and get here before it breaks down again” and honestly I think about that a lot

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

but why does cheese taste better when it’s shredded?

[Brandon Guertin @brandonguertin]

Damn, she just went from Adele to a MacBook Air

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

So 98% of u need to keep working but don’t think for a second ur getting ur nails or hair did or sending ur kid to school or any of that frivolous shit!

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

Haven’t tweeted in a minute but just came here to say Jessica is the worst kind of human being. If I wasn’t such a sucker for trash reality tv I would stop watching this show because her annoying voice and horrendous personality infuriate me. But here we are. #loveisblindnetflix

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

This morning I asked my bf if i was looking like a snack and he responded looking for a snack maybe and I couldn’t even be offended because it was such a good burn

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

Some people really abuse the “send with high importance” feature of emails

[Sam (she/her) @SamJadeElliott]

My grandma and I have been emailing a lot lately which was sweet and cute until I just accidentally signed a work email “love, Sam” out of habit

There is no recovering from this