Sam Jaramillo

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"I've got no bitches and that's my f*cking problem" -@SamJaramillo8

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When my mom and my sister are yelling at each other:

Mom: WHAT DID U THROW?!

Sister: MY SOUL, MOTHER!

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My mothers priorities: Take the brandy and leave the purse

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Happy Mothers Day to all those Dads out there

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Cleaning is just putting shit in less obvious places.

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This is my first tweet thats it