Lil-Jewzii

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

I never win any of the #TMobileTuesdays giveaways but I’ll forgive you if I win this one 🤑 @TMobile #5Gsfor5G #contest

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

@aisforangelaaa HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳🎊🎉💕

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

Maybe it could rhyme?? Idk!

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

Writer friends, please help me with a cute, short message to put on our wedding postponement announcements. It’s so hard to not sound depressing!! 😔

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

@gingerrspicee I need to steal this

[team star grunt @MC_Skele]

Saturday’s with @samhochstein:

1a: we gotta rally hard tomorrow

11a: can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!!

9p: WAKE UP KETO GUIDO

9:48pm: By rally I mean I’m gonna try my best to stay up until midnight

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

@Showtime your Showtime Anytime Verizon login page isn’t working on desktop or mobile and ya girl is just trying to watch the new Shameless ☹️☹️☹️

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

I love my friends but the group chat got real last night about the NYC terror attack. #HoldYourRacistFriendsAccountable

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Keep the Muslim fear-mongering to yourself, bigots. New Yorkers don't fuck with that.

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

Bushwick is one of Brooklyn's most promising neighbors. Let our panelists tell you why! #2017OnlyBklyn https://t.co/SPJVWF9lsr

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

@kaitlinbstevens @amandaaaaaaG okayy but I waitress all day Sunday so it's gotta be Saturday!

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

What more do you need to see? "I'm an American citizen."

"Yeah, well...whatever."

These people are monsters. https://t.co/cZ3T821oxd

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

@kaitlinbstevens @amandaaaaaaG we outttt guys see you next weekend

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

@kaitlinbstevens I used to play with @amandaaaaaaG every single day

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

@kaitlinbstevens I was just trying to explain this game to someone the other day!

[Elite Daily @EliteDaily]

The Average Cost Of A Wedding In 2017 Will Blow Your Mind https://t.co/FlMtad5OaQ

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

Spent this week last year waking up at 7AM, getting drunk with… https://t.co/aDzWbgEvGn

[Lil-Jewzii @SamJewstein]

They also have this in all the stalls