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football “larper”

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

They’re really hating on my king bro oh my god

[mayra ᢉ𐭩 @luvbuglilac]

greatest footballer to ever touch a ball

[m ♡ @jobethereal]

because there's been a disturbing lack of jobe ball knowledge on this app, i'm sharing these two articles that analyze his playing style + skills. they are from his time at sunderland so a few things mentioned he has improved on.

https://t.co/Pdw4RHGQRo

https://t.co/VTd5FjbTjp

[m ♡ @jobethereal]

jobe's playing style is entertaining, he's a young tactical player with a lot of potential who is constantly improving his skills. i enjoy watching him play. y'all are starting to move like the misogynists who say that women can't enjoy a sport without finding players attractive

[Dash 💍 @nihilimei]

How it feels being a woman and a fan of sports in 2026

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

@Judj3d Thank u oomfs this genuinely made me feel better🫰🏽🫰🏽🫶🏽

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

Okay, it’s my responsibility to take accountability for the whole thing about jobe and Jude’s privs. To be clear I did not go through they’re followings to find they’re accounts. I saw a post on here sharing the ss. And I did think it was weird of them to do so, so I made a tweet saying “not yall finding their finstas” and then I responded to a comment with the pictures. I definitely deleted them after realizing I shouldn’t have shared them. it was never about getting likes and attraction I genuinely started this account to find other women or just other people In general who enjoy jobe and football. I do take accountability for adding more flames to the fire. And I apologize for coming off as a weirdo parasocial freak.

[nana @holajobe]

while I do agree that Jobe isn’t the best player, i choose to support him anyways and have fun #healing

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

Lord we go against Bayern next 🚬🚬🫩🫩🫩

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

Wait u actually might have to kill yourself

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

Yall think I’m making stuff up this person is deadass 😭😭

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

“Speak french or admit the bellinghams are black”

*some*football fans:

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

@user12628v1u7 I have seen genuine people say they’re white 😭

[milesss @kooyoons]

football twt lowkey just kpop twt in a different form

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

Judekane?!?!!??!?! That’s demonic asf

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

I’m gonna be 21 I’m so fucking scared 😆

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

#datsdada

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

We really two sides of the same coin

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

This is one of the biggest flex by a football club.

This is Real Madrid 🤍😭

[jewel ໒꒱ jude akgae @djoquacks]

you can be biracial and phenotypically black btw

[S ⁷ @SamJobe05]

I love when my worlds collide