Sam (butterflies & handgrenades)

✨⚡️Professional dumbass - 33 She/her - Wannabe Comic Artist - Hermit that never leaves her house - Obsessed with Venture Bros 🦋💣

[Sam (butterflies & handgrenades) @SamKDean]

Billy you goofball

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doodle time lol

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Welcome to Jackass

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Plus the profits go to planned parenthood ❤️

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Why preorder the NSFW Venture Bros Art Zine "The Unicorn in Captivity" before Sept 12th?
• Limited-edition merch
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• Charity
• 80+ pages of delicious Venture
naughtiness
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@TitaniaGold 🥺🥺🥺💗

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✨Himbo Juice✨

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😈

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Unicorn in Captivity Artist Spotlight: Sam Dean 🔥
A hermit with a cat, and somehow also a husband, @SamKDean is a master at crying and procrastinating. She is obsessed with both cute and dark things as well as cartoons, games, drawing, and comics.
Preorder the NSFW Zine today!

[Sam (butterflies & handgrenades) @SamKDean]

Throwback to that time I was making sprites for a project that I eventually gave up on because I’m lazy lol

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Kazz and Zee gonna fuck some shit up lol

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@henchman21lover Heck yeah! 💖🤝

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I did a naughty 21 pic for this (plus a few others) 😈

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✨PREORDERS OPEN NOW!✨ Unicorn in Captivity: a Smexy Venture Zine is now LIVE! Follow the link in our bio or head over to https://t.co/HP4N1DhcIx to grab yours!

[Sam (butterflies & handgrenades) @SamKDean]

"We are the terror that flaps in the night!"
What is with me and crossovers lol

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@spookychan Precious lil baby 💖💖

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@glorparoo I've been letting wildflowers take over my yard (tho it's mostly aster and queen anne's lace lol) and I've read that bees apparently go nuts over milkweed so I'm gonna try to plant a bunch this fall. I luckily have monarchs in my area but I haven't seen many

[Sam (butterflies & handgrenades) @SamKDean]

If you see me throwing seeds on public land and roadsides, mind ya business #VentureBros #SaveTeamMonarch

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@glorparoo Milkweed is beneficial to other insects (especially bees which need help too) and help with biodiversity so as long as it’s a native species to your area (my area has 13 native varieties), it’s a great plant

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Crossover time! #VentureBros #TheTick (seriously, read the Tick if you haven't already lol)

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🙃

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@SmokingSuper Don’t ask lmao

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Give him all your 💰💰