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[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

[sol @Iuciferandlucia]

coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use ch*tgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

1. Vaccines do not cause autism.
2. Even if they did (THEY DO NOT), autism is not worse than dying of preventable diseases.

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

trump and elon are lowkey starting to give mermaid man and barnacle boy

[Liv :P @liv_username]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[Notorious @babysmurkkk]

mcdonald’s will “anything else” you to death can you wait a mcminute

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Watched someone vacuum crumbs in a pastry display case with a tiny vacuum and just as I’m thinking “nice” in my head my bf turns to me and says “I bet you loved that shit.” To be seen is to be loved

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I HEAR THIS LYRIC I’LL NEVER GET OVER IT WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

how anti-social are you? i can stay in my house for 1 week straight without getting bored as long as i have food and good internet

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

telling my partner what just happened at the eras tour

[Taylor Swift News @TSwiftNZ]

🔊 | THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT has become the fastest album in HISTORY to reach 1 BILLION streams on @Spotify — in less than a week!

— Taylor surpasses herself, as Midnights previously held the record.

[ori misses tay ⋆˙⟡ 🇦🇷 @guiltyasori]

I'M SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAAY EVERY DAY I'M SO OBSESSED WITH HIM BUT HE AVOOOIDS MEEE

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

my soft ass kinda feelin bad for being a part of the crowd chanting “!!!MORE!!!” like damn shorty im sorry 😭😭😭😭

[dana 🫧 @selslovr]

IN CRYING PLEASE